I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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