if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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