when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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