ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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