And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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