I'm so fucking centered right now
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
and she was petting her beer can
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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