Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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