I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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