i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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