Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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