I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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