return my video game
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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