Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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