Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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