I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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