i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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