this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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