Banned from zoo.
Again?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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