in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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