I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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