let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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