dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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