I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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