I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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