sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
