i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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