YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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