Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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