apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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