Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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