her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
