I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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