Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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