Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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