Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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