It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
we have pet lesbian snakes
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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