i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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