Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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