Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
Randomize
