Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Randomize
