Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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