i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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