I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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