so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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