I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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