normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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