It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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