i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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