careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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