Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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